Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.



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The Angry Deviant



Random Deviant

Hello!
I see you added me to your Devwatch. So I guess you may also interest in this too:
Here is the description of the issue:
{fire} magazine has released their 3rd issue - 03 Urban. This issue takes a look at the topic "urban" through photographs, pictures, statistics, and thoughs of people around the world. Do you know what is urban? Do you know that almost half the world’s population now lives in urban areas? Check out this issue and find out more.

{fire} magazine is a very young e-zine formed by 2 deviants, garye157 and akasleep. It features a specific topic in each issue. Its aim is to rethink the specific topic in depth.

Enjoy!

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poll:
Tea or Coffee ?

Proclamation from the Elphic Oracle

Last year was a big one for me, and there were times where I truly didn't think I'd get through it. Then, one day, I was looking for new desktop wallpapers to taunt my father with (ongoing game) and found an odd site called DeviantART.

Somehow, through the fluke of a few clicks of my mouse and a search engine that deserves a , I found a place that allowed me to grow as an artist AND helped me find the support that allowed me to get through this.

Within a month, the legal part of it will be over (see my journal), but I know in my heart I can get through this. Beyond that, I'm actually HAPPY. And part of the reason Sister Elphie MADE IT to 2003 is that incredible kindness and support I received from people here at DA.

Many thanks, more heartfelt than I can convey, to those who did that for me. I hope the new year brings you blessings in proportion to the amazing compassion you extended to me.




Elphaba Stevens

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Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate

Harpy Holidays from Elphie!

Wishes for a Harpy Holidays, brought to you by DA's very own Elphic Oracle:

If the past year has brought you in the form of another human being, just remember they're cracked. What do we do with something that's a cracked? Make it spill its guts, fry it like hell, cover it in spice and chew it into bits. Don't take action against those who offend thee...just wait to see them make themselves into idiot-omelettes on their very own.

If the holiday season or new year bring you a plague worthy of prescription or over-the-counter salvation, REJOICE in your illness, brothers and sisters! Healthy is boring. That's why it never won any major awards or garnered any great Neilsen ratings.

If the holiday season drives you to bouts of sincere violent impulse, DON'T GO THERE! However, internal homicidal revery entailing graphic visualizations internally while displaying only vague smiles externally is legal in 49 states. It doesn't actually involve a firearm, so Texas discourages it to placate various commercial lobbies. If you're in Texas, cross a border to visualize violence or make it clear to anyone who sees you that a gun is at least involved in your vision.

Have a wonderful holiday season, all. Be nice now; there's all sorts of time left to do evil.



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Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate

its cold...

geen probleem, dude. alle sop het gemak.

Yes, I love everything from them with no diference, start listening them when I was 11 years old and never stoped or get bored.
They are just the best band in the world for me .

Awww. that you for adding me! that makes me feel all special and what not. Tool is awesome. I like playing their songs on my guitar.

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hold still because this is going to hurt

Tnx a lot for beautiful song and FAV friend, very nice of you and mean a lot to me.